me: today was the wrong day to wear a black shirt
Brooke: i am wearing black too
me: hopefully you are not covered in dust
Brooke: i am sure someone there has a lint roller
me: it's no big deal. I will be down here for the rest of the day
no one will see my shame
Brooke: in your dungeon?
Brooke: i am not ashamed of you, but your brother is
what are you doing now?
me: trying not to inhale
when do you start getting vacation time?
Brooke: i think in Jan
me: I want to run away!
working is for losers
you want to run away on vacation time?
me: as Pete and I used to say back in high school: Jobs are for sucks
yeah I figure at least then we could get away with it
and still be able to come back in 3 weeks to get more money
Brooke: so running away is not permanent
me: well it depends on how you look at it, I guess
Brooke: we could just become bank robbers
me: that would be cool
Brooke: like in point break
me: no way, I don't want to die
we gotta do it like the cat burglar dudes that never get caught
Brooke: ok, we won't die
or we could be like the couple in pulp fiction
me: yeah because they seemed to have such a high success rate
Brooke: and we are definitely smarter than they are
me: all it takes is one badass motherfucker and your day is ruined
Brooke: but i am the bamfer
me: no sam jackson is
Brooke: well, if he is not there, then i am
i called it 1st
Brooke: cheer up
me: it's cool I'll be the suave sophisticated one
and I'll always dress better than you
me: yeah bad ass mother fuckers don't get to wear cute shoes
keep that in mind
Brooke: yes they do
uma thurman did in kill bill
Brooke: i know
that is why i am the bamfer and get to do all the talkin
me: no the bamfer never talks
Brooke: you stand there and look intimidating
me: no that's your job
the bamfer is the intimidator
you gotta learn the rules
the suave sophisticated one does the talking
Brooke: maybe i'll just be both
I'll wait in the car
Brooke: and be the driver?
Brooke: or will i do that too?
me: I'll just pick the best CDs
Brooke: ok sounds like a plan