Talk to the Blog
An expression used out of exasperation after having spent hours crafting a lengthy, informative, and well-written blog entry. Generally used to respond to someone who asks a question that pertains to a blog entry you wrote that they have not read.
Could also be used in a situation in which one is unable to articulate his/her point after doing so exceedingly well in blog form.
Dude #1: "So, what did you do this weekend?"
Dude #2: "Are you serious?" *sigh* "Talk to the blog."
Dude #1: "So why do you think Macs are better than PCs?"
Dude #2: "Because! ... They've got... It's just... You can... ARRGH! Talk to the blog!"
[credit to Shawn Strecker]