I have agonized over this decision for most of yesterday and today and I have finally made my decision. I'm going to go see Speed Racer.
I know what you're thinking: "Don't do it!" "It's a trap!" "Save your money, fool!"
But the sad fact is that I am a victim. A victim of hype. I NEED to see this movie. I know it will suck, I have no illusions about that. It's going to be a bad, giant, candy-coated, plastic piece of crap. Yet, I feel compelled to see it.
What's more, since I can't get anyone to go with me, I'm going to document the entire experience via Twitter. So stay tuned to my tweets tonight around 6:50pm CT and you will get to observe my descent into madness.
I seriously cannot wait, I am leaving work early for this shit. I am flipping out I am so excited!